Test Results

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 01-Jun-2017 6:09:32

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'
'Mrs. Sanders, please.'
'Speaking.'
'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'
'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for gonorrhea .We can't tell which is which.'
'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.
'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'
'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'
'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.

Post 2 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 01-Jun-2017 11:18:34

lol hahahahhhaa!.

funny

Post 3 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Thursday, 01-Jun-2017 19:57:21

I liked that! LOL

Post 4 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 02-Jun-2017 0:36:29

Have seen this but it's very clever. :)

Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 02-Jun-2017 16:10:18

Hahaha.

Post 6 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2017 18:46:45

And I thought at first that it said autopsy. But he's alive, so I guess not.